When I was young I remember grown ups telling me not to be afraid of bees because they were naturally defensive and that they wouldn’t bother me if I didn’t
The West Egg Variety reports that Baz Luhrmann buys the rights to ‘The Great Gatsby’ MY WORD, I SAY, WHAT IS THIS SORT OF FUCKERY, OL’ SPORT? Upon hearing this, it was the
THOROLD, ON Local blind guy, Dave Kneff, is kind of a big pussy for someone with an incapacitating handicap, according to sources close to Verbosaurus. The 34 year old Thorold, Ontario resident,
[The Personality Adjusters is a serial work of fiction. See the previous installment, or start at the beginning.] By the time I arrived at my sister’s place, the canary yellow cell
[This is a continuation from another installment, click here to read it] I regret committing to this. This is on par with David Blaine climbing into that box. I’m
Fact: Barrack Obama killed Jesus. Of course you don’t know this because the Liberal-Media has been too busy ignoring the story to report on the “new year”. All of
Dear Webster, First off I’d like you to know that I’m a huge fan of yours. I’ve always wanted to write to tell you how sad I was about your parents passing
For those unaware, and I certainly don’t blame you if you are, “More Than a Doll” is Mattel’s latest slogan for their Barbie line of dolls. Previous slogans “We Girls
I’ve received a request to do a progressive opinion piece on the pop culture “phenomenon”, Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight. I KNOW. OH GOD. MKAY, WAIT. And so prior to this, I
Your Highness, I’m writing to you in humble request that, for the holidays, you please call off your war on the sanctity of Marriage. As you well know, residents of the great
The atmosphere was sombre in outgoing Liberal leader Stephane Dion’s kitchen today. At 7:15am, still in his Batman undies, the shirtless Dion fixed himself a bowl of cereal (Count Chocula,
Hard times have (supposedly) fallen upon us what with dealing with this “economic crisis” on “our hands”. Having that said, Christmas shopping will be a little trickier this year
